Chuck Norris Facts.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

* When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

* If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

* Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

* Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

* Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

* There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

* How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

* Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

* Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

* Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Alright! Thats it. These are some of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
Yes, they are not facts. Yes, there is SUCH a person called Chuck Norris.

Yeah, laugh over them and have a fun week ahead!