Singapore Most Wanted 2008

Singapore's #1 hottest Superstar ever! Mas Selamat Kastari.
He became Singapore's #1 hottest star ever in Singapore's history without even joining the Project Superstar or any Star search contests!

This is no joke okay. So how did he got out? This is the hottest question ever in Singapore history too!
Rumors says..
1. Insider's job.
2. Escaped through toilet.
3. Bribery?

So what crime did Mas Selamat Kastari done in the first place to get jailed?
He planned to hijack an SIA flight and crash the plane into Changi Airport.
His plan was found out and was arrested by the Indonesian police on Bintan island in January 2006 and then sent back to Singapore.

Next big question..
Who was on duty?
1. Prison Guards? ( mainly malaysian ciytizens)
2. Cisco police? ( also mainly Malaysians)
3. Aetos Auxillary Police? ( Old men and malaysians)
4. Police National Servicemen ? ( Eat Snake 18 year olds)
5 Gurkha Police? ( cheap labour from Nepal)
6 ISD Operatives? ( secret agents 007 1/2)
7 Divisional Police ? ( your regular 999 police car types)

Well I don't mean that Singapore's security force is lousy but, its rather amazing how this guy turn around so many obstacles to escape out!
Probably he disguised himself as a police officer with the uniform and escaped?

Anyway, on Saturday David asked me to check out http://talkingcock.com for this superstar's spoofed news.
And guess what did I get!


Imma go print this out and stick it in my wallet (*≧▽≦)
I guess his life is really over for him. Singapore's Most Wanted Man 2008.
He can't probably appear in the public anymore, he have to hide away his whole life from the world and live in the dark, hiding himself forever.

Man, I certainly wouldn't wanna end up like him hiding myself from the public forever. wooh, who would catch him alive? I bet that guy would be awarded with $22635872658725638253253 SGD? lolol (*≧▽≦)

I wonder where is he heading to? (￣～￣;）Hmmmmmmmm・・・
Well anyway, thats all folks. If you see Mas Alamak Kastari in the streets, remember to call 999, don't act hero chiong to him! kiang jiu ho, mai geh kiang!